That drippy bloke on the right is famous poet Wavely Newt. ( Who, in "real life" is ME ) As you all know, at the end of each 100 posts I collect all the "verses" I've scribbled and then you have the luxury of being able to marvel at their wonderfulness...... go on then, have a trawl through that lot ! 200-all-my-stupid-bird-poems-in-one-place.html 300-another-collection-of-my-ridiculous-poems.html 400-the-latest-round-up-of-my-crap-verses.html 500-yet-another-rotten-ragbag-of-rancid-rhymes.html 600-lots-of-my-poems-from-posts-501-to-600.html 700-more-rollicking-rhymes-about-dicky-birds.html 801-bog-roll-babylon.html 900-yet-another-interminable-ragbag-of-versification.html 1000-yet-another-collection-of-my-poems-from-900-1000.html 1099-more-poetry-from-1000-1099.html And soon it will be the 1200th post ..so I'd better get going with a few more......... [1] The Robin don't rhyme with anything except, of course, the Sanderling, but hang on, there's the Jenny Wren who sleeps inside her spherical den. [2] A mysterious bird is the Jar of the Night it's sudden appearance can give you a fright. Many years ago I watched one all day (!) asleep on an RSPB feeding tray. [3] Sandy, Beds , have you ever been there ? We went there once, for a look. The staff were clueless, but they didn't care They couldn't separate Crow from Rook ! [4] I met that Simon King at Leighton Moss with his entourage of halfwits who all behaved like total gits and didn't give a bloody toss ! [5] I think I should write a longer poem with a serious point to show-em ! I could write about feathers in all sorts of weathers and explain the purpose of phloem! [6] The Capercaillie's hard to spell I've never managed to do it well And freekuently ive spelld it rong And much too short or far too long If YOU can't spell it, then try the Wren You're mutch more liekly too dooit then. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ But now, the music ... good stuff .... Wet Leg .....
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