What with all this coronavirus panic going on, there's going to be a lot of inconvenient supply problems in the pipeline .... and bog rolls is going to be one of them ! So ..we might have to turn to other sources ! Obviously, us birders have no other source of paper apart from Bird Books. Oh, and birding magazines .. but they're no good ..too shiny and slippery. So ... you'll probably have to resort to ripping pages from your Ornithological books in a few days time .... but which ones ? The situation "leaves" us with no alternative. ( no pun intended.) Aye, there's the rub ! ( no pun intended) We'll obviously want to use a crap book first. ( another clever interpolation) So which book of yours will be given the bum's rush first ? ( no comment needed) I know which one I'm going to start with ..... I've written about it not so long ago, in a very disparaging way, but I didn't know then what I know now. Here it is...... Here's the links to my searing criticism of his total turd of a book ... 732-the-worst-garden-birdwatching-book-ever.html 735-gender-part-2.html Its other advantage is its 264 pages, though some of them are photographs. Mind you, that's only 132 sheets/shits ... think about it. No doubt some of you will prefer pages from The House at Poo Corner, or maybe Three Men on the Bummel ( the sequel to Three Men in a Boat) or even The Diarrhoea of a Nobody. But we wouldn't have them on our shelves, because we only have bird books ... But us birders are now prepared for the worst !
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |
AuthorThat's the author up there ... I was young and sprightly then. Archives
October 2022
|