Here I am in my "office" at 0913 GMT and the rain is bucketing down ( Storm "Something-Beginning- with- Clot"). Grrrr. So far this pathetically icy-soggy-freezy-breezy month has been bloody crap. Apparently and appropriately, yesterday is (truly) the Most Depressing Day of the Year. January seems to drag on and on for centuries ....which twerp made it so l...o.....n.....g ? And, we're going to have at least two long days of rain .. with added wind as a free bonus. But .... something has popped through the better-lox which has galvanised me into action! Flintshire Bird Club has sent me (and the other member) a hot potato ! Yes ... there's been a "Lady-Lobby" who want the "Biscuit Hide" at Grumbling Stumps Bird Reserve to be split up to create a " Women Only"section. (!!) Crikey ! They insist on a soundproof wall and a door with a lock on it as well. But why, we ask ? Here's the case that our female friends have made for this dramatic and divisive proposal... [a] They are fed up and disgusted by the constant farting from MEN. They have even held "Hide-Fartathons" after "Sunday afternoons in the pub". [b] Ditto nose-picking, arse-scratching, gruesome eating habits etc. [c] They are relentlessly belittled by "know-it-all" MEN. [d The MEN cannot resist doing " rude things" with their telescope. I've written about "that sort of thing" here ... 218-scopes-and-bins-their-symbolic-hinterland.html [e] The MEN make too much noise, often via their hairy noses and big gobs. [f] The MEN shout rude jokes to their "mates" at the other end. [g] The MEN constantly make rude comments to and about the women. [h] MEN have been noticed reading "rude" magazines hidden inside "British Birds." [i] Strange muckings-about have been going on for years ... all by MEN I've written about that here .. here's two examples ... 80-things-to-do-in-hides-when-theres-not-much-about-1.html 83-things-to-do-in-hides-when-theres-nowt-about-2.html So ..what's going to happen we just don't know. So ..the music .... remarkably relevant !
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1/28/2021 05:03:27 pm
Hello all my readers. I have not been able to write anything on here for a week or so, because the internet has disappeared, vanished and scarpered from my computer. I've tried all sorts of things to et it back with no success. Nor can I get youtube or amazon or anything.
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1/31/2021 09:17:40 am
Well, more crap freezing soggy January days have gone by, and still my "office "computer has no internet. I can still see the blog on The Significant Otter's computer,now to be known as TSOC, but have still not found out how to write my thrilling articules on it.
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