Your telescope and your binoculars are so familiar to you , you probably have no idea of their symbolic hinterland ! But .. it's staring you in the face, as the bishop said to the actress ! What is a telescope but a giant, er, penis !! Oh yes. A blatant symbol of masculinity. And what are they all pointing to ... a "bird" .... meaning " an attractive woman." Those twitchers up there ... they're pointing "giant penises" at a "bird". What would the psychologists/sexologists/biologists/behaviourists make of that ? No wonder the only female in that group up there is looking a bit startled. Notice also how they "handle" their telescopes ! Dodgy !! ....and we often forget that telescopes used to be literally "telescopic"... you could "extend" them.... that's a bit Freudian is it not ? He's doing it there . Shocking !! ..and in the light of what I've revealed, this next picture is especially shocking ... perhaps my more sensitive readers should look away for a moment .. I think that should convince any doubters as to the true symbolism of the scope .... oh yes ! You'll never look at, or through, your scope again without that passing thought ! And what is the "scope cover" but a giant willy-warmer !!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Pause for reflection. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ But ..... but ... what about your binoculars ... oh dear oh dear. In French they are called "jumelles" = twins. Aha ! Obviously, binoculars were originally designed for ogling women's breasts. Are any of you males out there going to deny that you've never used yours for that very purpose .... even if only " by accident " ho ho. Just sweeping around !? They even resemble a pair ( jumelles) of breasts ..... but back to front. Plus .. aren't we always told to keep them at " breast height" ?? And why ... for " speedy access." It all adds up ! Look ... here's someone obviously at it .... ..here's another one ... and here's an almost successful one .... You might not have been convinced at first, but now .... you can't deny it. And my music for today, in complete contrast, is not symbolic at all ... no hidden meanings, or anything of that sort ... Annie aime les sucettes
Les sucettes à l'anis Les sucettes à l'anis d'Annie Donnent à ses baisers Un goût anisé Lorsque le sucre d'orge Parfumé à l'anis Coule dans la gorge d'Annie Elle est au paradis Pour quelques penny, Annie A ses sucettes à l'anis Elles ont la couleur de ses grands yeux La couleur des jours heureux Annie aime les sucettes Les sucettes à l'anis Les sucettes à l'anis d'Annie Donnent à ses baisers Un goût anisé Lorsqu'elle n'a sur sa langue Que le petit bâton Elle prend ses jambes à son corps Et retourne au drugstore Pour quelques penny, Annie A ses sucettes à l'anis Elles ont la couleur de ses grands yeux La couleur des jours heureux Lorsque le sucre d'orge Parfumé à l'anis Coule dans la gorge d'Annie Elle est au paradis
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