Obviously, in recent months we've not been able to whizz around the UK ticking stuff because it is " not essential." Rather vague, don't you think. But that's, er, Boris for you. In our little hovel that we call home, he is called " mini-trump" for some reason or other. But don't worry .... we can drive anywhere we like, anytime, with any number of people regardless of any medical conditions that might be a bit contentious/coronav-irish. .... because now, the government's chief advisor Dominant Grumblings has paved the way for us! There were so many other things he could have done to solve his domestic dilemma, what with his obscene money mountain etc, but he decided to help us birders out by blazing a trail which left the so-called " lockdown" in tatters and gave all us "plebs" who don't earn billions of pounds a minute for being obnoxious sociopaths a loophole the size of a galaxy to drive through in their fancy cars. So ... I've been drawing up my schedule based on the latest twitching news, and I've filled the car up with loads of provisions and I'm setting off on a mammoth tickfest around the country , only leaving room for Mr. G, who is devastated that he might not be able to whizz over to some sunny Greek island like what he usually does. The Significant Otter is all for it ... she's been stuck with me for what must have seemed like 844 years. And we won't have to bother if some of our "claims" of rare species are queried, we can just come up with some lame excuse ... maybe our eyesight was a bit dodgy that day ,so we couldn't quite get the full details about those vital primary projections, or which way round those albatrosses were holding their fish, but it won't affect our driving skills at all because we've been set an example by a selfish, jumped-up heap of shite.. Coo .. I feel a lot better now .... and hey, due to the drastic mishandling of the CV situation, petrol is now cheap as chips! Bonus. And now, having got things clear, we can have an uplifting bit of music .. It's about the letter D ... which of course stands for Dominic.. W is also featured ... and I think I know what that stands for as well.
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