You all know what it's like when the hide is deserted .... All those anarchic tendencies tend to float up to the surface. I've mentioned some corking wheezes already ... 80-things-to-do-in-hides-when-theres-not-much-about-1.html 83-things-to-do-in-hides-when-theres-nowt-about-2.html 86-things-to-do-in-hides-when-theres-nowt-about-3.html Well, here's another one that's hard to resist. There's no birds to watch, and nobody about. Luckily you have brought with you a large poster with lots of birds on it . Which is good ... but you've swapped all the names around carefully and, of course, undetectably. And/or, you can letraset loads of mad latin names underneath "real" ones. And you put it up on the wall ! Ho-ho !! And on subsequent visits you can take great pleasure from seeing other people misidentifying everything. An extension of this idea is to bring a portable paint box with you, and brushes etc, and then you can subtly alter the nifty posters that are already there. Especially those " painted" ones with kooky, cartoon-like artwork. Like that picture at the top there. They're really asking for it. Nobody's going to notice ... because they're crap already. So .... if November and the coming winter is getting you down in the dumps .. Why not have a go ?
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