No ..not that lot ... it stands for the .. ANNUAL BIRDING BLOG AWARDS I got an email from them ! Dear C. Sidebar, The ABBA panel have been reading your entertaining " Mini-Birding" blog with interest. We particularly appreciated your subtle changes of mood from frivolity to farce, seriousness to silliness, gravity to gormlessness and creativity to crap ! Your subtly "relevant" music choices have certainly widened our pop sensibilities as well. After long thought, and much discussion, we have decided to shortlist your work for the following awards ... "Best Birding Pun" for the "Fluke Hall /Fuke All" joke in post 616 " Best demolition of a top birder" for the repeated articles ( eg. post 503) about the King of Bryher. " Best Worst Bird Poetry" for your immense contribution to Terrible Bird Poetry and the generous championing of Wavely Newt. If you wish to be considered for an award, please contact us promptly, enclosing your entry fee of £20 per category. We await your acceptance in anticipation of a positive response. Signed ( well, I couldn't read it ). What would you have done, readers ? I know what I'm going to do !! I'm going to tell them to Fluke Off ! You might think I would be mad to turn down such a prestigious award. But I don't care !!
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