Well, would you believe it ! What an amazing newspaper headline that was !!! This female naval officer sees a handsome gravedigger and pinches his bottom ..and then, she boasts about it to her friends !! Wren Gooses Shoveler and Crows !! You couldn't make it up. ... but I did. This idea all came from a much dodgier "joke" headline from years ago .... apparently this man who was in a psychiatric ward escapes, goes into a launderette and has an amorous encounter with some of the ladies who worked there, and then he cleared off ! See if you can guess the headline in the Daily Scum ........ here's a picture to stop you seeing it too soon .... Yes, it was, of course .... NUT SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS ! Yes, it's not very nice, but it was " of its time" which, I think, was way back in the 60's. It makes up for its crudeness with the sheer cleverness of it. And anyway, I'm sure it was all consensual . I thought .. why not see if there's a similar thing to be done with birds instead of bits of DIY kit ........ So I made up that "bird" headline using a Wren, Goose, a Shoveler and a Crow. "Goosing" = pinching a bottom " Crowing" is boasting about something. Here's another one I cobbled together .... it is, of course, by mutual agreement ! Here's the story behind it ...... What happened was, this person who catches molluscs for a living has an amorous and previously arranged and totally consensual encounter with a red-haired person using a wooden, er, thing. All perfectly normal in today's world ! Not that I'd know. But let's see if you can work out the headline for that one shall we ....... it is, I must say, a lot more "explicit" than that first one ... but nothing more shocking that what you might read in a Jackie Collins bonkbuster, or 50 Sheds of Grey, or the well-known Welsh novels " Tinboeth" and "Tinboethach" which I read purely to increase my Welsh vocabulary. Which, I must say, they did. ... but first, another " don't see the answer yet" picture .... featuring, coincidentally, a wooden stick ... two wooden sticks, actually ...of a sort .... Here it is then ..... though I'm sure I'll live to regret it .... and once it's on't net, you can't go back to what once was. Oystercatcher Shags Redhead with Woodcock ! There we are ! Simple as that. And if you, readers all , can think of any more like that, you could send them in. Or not, as the case may be. Anyway, they're only mere strings of bird names ! I suspect that you might find a rich source of ideas in a big list of Birds of the World .... And now, music ... a lovely cover of Catatonia's " Road Rage" by two people who generally sing Welsh songs .... this is very fine ...
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