Here's some odd sentences for you ..and I've tried to make them odder as they go on ... if such a thing is possible ... [a] I hope we're exploring Annet today as promised, Percival ! [b] This cyclotron has a faulty gyro .... bin it at once Raymondo ! [c] See if there's an electric eel in net 47 Geraldine , and put your hat on first ! [d] I really dislike that urn's tone, I think I'll repaint it a brighter green. [e] There's that mysterious plank notched with strange symbols ..... leave it alone ! [f] I've just spotted Roo, Kanga and Winnie in the 100 Acre Forest. [g] Actually darling, I think I will etch it on the sideboard instead. [h] Remember Wilhemina ,if they give you any aggro, use it against them . [i] Do not allow Rentokil to exterminate your cat, Boris. [j] The well-known red-neck, Ed P. Hala, roped himself to a barge yesterday. [k] Mr. Allen S. Gallinu leaned nonchalently against a lamp-post. [l] Through my favourite scope, a Kowa, X-wing fighter planes can be spotted from enormous distances. [m] Alfred's tart looks like a bit of a goer ! [n] " Are you an Arab" Ian Babble requested . [o] Over the years as he got old and wizened, Bart ailed. G. Odwit, his doctor, only gave him 10 minutes to live. [p] "Oh, what horrible decor" Mo ranted ! [q] "Have we got any cash ?" "O, use Martin's" Fenella yelled. [r] Move that special pine SW 1 ft shouted Bernard stentoriously. [s] Tell me your name and ship ! "Certainly",I'm Hubert S. Potle, "SS STARL" in grating tones. [t] "Who is she, and where is she sitting ? " asked Grant O'Cardigan. "It is my betrothed, G.E. Spar , row 7", replied Arthur helpfully. [u] "Look, a snacking fish ! " erupted the exuberant Brian. [v] "You seem to have a black head", Ed B. Unting remarked. [w] At last, Gavin's truss tilts, and Pip erases the score. [x] " Who is that dashing young man, and what does he do for a living ?" " It is William Squac, co-hero" Norman replied proudly. [y] Dagmar bled tea, limped into the room and collapsed dramatically. [z] "I am Roy, Alternative Comedian" boasted a rather bumptious upstart. [µ] "My plane is ready for anything, bar "Red War", Bleriot stated emphatically !" Well, there you have it .... such as it is. But, if you crave more of the same sort of thing, there's a whole truckful of them all made ( by me ) into a gripping tale of derring-do at the end of this helpful link ...... 41-the-case-of-the-tearful-mariner.html I've also made a mathematical one, but it wouldn't be appropriate ... mind you, what are birds ( and us) but mathematics in action ? Well ... aren't we ? And, to soothe the weary brow now the day is done .... some music.....
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