Mike Glovely is, amazingly, unbelievably the Secret-Airy Offsted for Enviryment, Flode and Angrycultshare, or something like that. Anyhow, here's what I think his advice for us birders/birdwatchers/nature lovers,naturalists/loversofthecountryside and everything else might be. In effect, we are the B/BW/NL/N/LOTC community. Glovely's Laws of the Custardicide/Enviryment ... maybe ..I think something might have gone progessivly wrong with the spel-cheker during the writing of this duckument ... but I'm shor yo'll orl struggel alog butterffly .... [1] Don't tread on the countryside, or the environment. There are little worms and, er, things that might get squashed, and then they might look like me, and that's not a good idea. [2] If you are travelling to the environment by car, turn round right now and go back. You must go there on foot ...see previous rool before doing so , however. [3] If you go by bike, you might get a flat tyre, in which case you should wark it back home. If you pump the tyre up in the environment, you will be taking important oxyjen out of the eke-o'system and then little Wrenns will become dizzy and fall over. And, er, Herrons and things. [4] When in the enviro-ment, and/or the countricyde you should do something youthful. There's to be no wondring around you-slushly .... things like bird scurveys, er, busterfry cownts, reskewing wurrums off the roads, piking up milly-pedes and putting them sumware sayf and the like. All scurvey results, gud deeds etc must be ritten up to be handed in to the Visybull Expieryense Manger when you leave the countrycide, prefrabbly assoonas you have finshed. [5] If you doonut have heavy-dense of doing some youthful thigs, the VEM will isshoo you with a feerss nowtiss and you can eckspekt to bee in cortt withing 5 wookin dais. This all-so apples if the youthfulful things have not been dun propply and/or wreak-ordered cawrekkly. [6] In the cootreecide you will have to ware a twid jakkit, tweed trossers , a tweeeed shurt, tweeeeed hatt and tweeeeeed hoovercoot and hooj wellligtogs. Fay-lure to be propli drest will be severally punnisht. If you ware glassiss, you must ware sed glassiss in cays of triping upp or nokkin thigs owvuh. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I wouldn't be at all surprised if he did come up with some thing like that ... without all the slight spelling errors. He sent the teaching and exam system back into Victorian times, so why not make visiting the countryside into a punitive and over-worthy experience too ? Why not indeed. But now, a dinky song .... La Habitatión Roja ... " Ayer" Here's the "answer" to a question I'm going to put in a post in the faraway future ....
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