That's an interesting question ! Very suitable for the 150th thing. Let's see shall we ... [1] We have lots of beliefs and rituals. Oh yes we do. Think about it. [2] There are lots of different, often antagonistic, "sects." Oh yes there are. You know what I mean. [3] There are "sacred" texts. Each country has its own. You've got some on your shelves I'm sure. Suitably battered and scribbled in I hope. You'll have a few in the car as well I expect. [4] There are "leaders" ... sometimes controversial, sometimes a bit anarchic. Sometimes rather oddly dressed. But all "focussed" on the "sacred one" Sometimes there's more than one. Often there's fewer than one. [5] Many adherents go on organised or informal "pilgrimages" Sometimes they get crushed in huge stampedes to reach the sacred site. Sometimes they leave, downhearted and disappointed. But they will return. [6] Some turn their "religion" into a business. That STQC I wrote about a bit ago .... that's one. There's the more formal and serious CUP of course. [7] Special buildings are erected for followers to gather together. Sometimes the "pews" are uncomfortable. That's to keep them awake and alert. Unlike "normal" churches, music is discouraged. Pie-eating, however, is almost de rigeur. Children, unfortunately, are allowed. [8] There are sacred songs too. The Reverend Oddie has put some in his books. And there's plenty of others. I'm sure you can come up with a suitable selection. "It's not happening" by the Be Good Tanyas is frequently sung. Quietly. Glumly. [9] Prayers are often whispered when approaching the sacred sites. I'm sure you know what I mean. "I hope to god the bastard is still there" is frequently uttered. [10] There are various bits of paraphernalia that adherents will carry with them. Depending on their age and condition. Often these are very valuable and highly coveted by other, poorer adherents There can be a degree of one-upness about this. I think I have adequately demonstrated that birding IS a religion. Sorted. You can pick your own God As you all know, metal detectorists have now got their very own song .... now that's definitely a religion !
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