I know how you all like poems about birds. So, you're in luck ..... I'm going to write some .... ... but why ?, you ask . Mainly because its nearly time for the 1000-1099 collection .. which is a bit thin on the ground. Here we go then ... Ted filled his bins with Helium He thought he'd made them lighter He sealed it in with chewing gum Which made them rather shite-er ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ RSPB underpants only cost 4 quid I'm zipping out to get some, like everybody did They're not really up to much, I wish I hadn't now Their droopyness is chronic, making me look like a cow ! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I'm going to scribble something nice About The Flat Controller But I cant think of owt at all Except -um, -oh and -er. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ At Grumbling Stumps a special bird has got very hard to see It is normally dead easy, and it's on the sightings board But NOBODY has spotted one, so it isn't only me I've pished and squeaked and pinged, and got terminally bored ! The management don't like to say that some bird isn't there They need to shovel people in , though it isn't really fair. Profit before principles now seem to be the rule And we, who spend their money, are treated like a fool ! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I've got a little book of birds The Waxwing turns up first. The Hoodie's next ( a bit absurd) I suppose it could be worse Next up is the cheery Chough Then the Ouzel (Ring) appears And then the Mistle Thrush The Dipper's next, then Bunting (Reed) Then finches Chaff- and Haw- You've now got everything you need So.. what was the next I saw ? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That should be enough ....... so it is now Music Time ..
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