Well, something is, according to this headline ... I didn't turn to page 25 ... no. I made my own list of 10 possible reasons. Which I will show you shortly. But we'll have the music spot first, so as to give you some time to make your own list of Possible Pigeon Popping-off-to-sleep Problems ... could it be that they're living in a dump ? Well, here's my Top Ten Reasons Why Pigeons and Magpies are Awake at Night. [1] The Terrible weather we've be getting lately .... gales, torrential rain etc [2] Liverpool fans and their noisy celebrations. [3] Illegal raves ? [4] 5G ??? [5] Toppling statues .... where can pigeons poo without them ? [6] The racket other birds make. [7] Noisy Traffic ... or the Lockdown Lack of Traffic. [8] Revellers swarming out of newly-opened pubs. [9] Dangerous cladding on hundreds of tower blocks. Favourite Pigeon Spots. [10] Eating too many of those discarded takeaways. There's a whole Universe of Possibilities .... but here's the Official Reason... So ...at least that's shed some light on the subject, in an illuminating sort of way. So, if you've got a shed with a night-light on it, shed it immediately.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Comet update ... weather far too crap... so far I've seen it twice ... 1st time, good. 2nd time ... thin cloud made it very pale. Next few nights don't look good either.
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