I bet you've often wondered what other peoples' house list might be. So ...here's one to have a think about .... Personally, I think quite a bit of work would be needed to get the list up. Here's my 10-point plan.... [1] Get some decent sodding huge windows, you old fool ! Those ones are rubbish. [2] And a bigger door ... you can't rush through that piddling thing with your scope and tripod can you ? NO. [3] Knock down that stupid Scottish flagpole ..birds don't like flappy things...... [4] ..or just ditch the flag and turn that pole into a Swift Tower. [5] Ditch the steep roof and make a flat one ... great for vismigging, raptor watching and of course spying on the neighbours. And on the same theme, get rid of most of those hefty rock formations ... you'll miss many a tick with them in the bloody way. [6] "Make a Lake" should be your mantra from now on. There's plenty of hollows to use. [7] Get that " Gardener's World" lot to pop round and tell them to plant lots of, er, plants. [8] A few trees would be good. Shrubs ... yes. Berries ... yes. [9] Plant a woodland corridor which will wind its way down to a proper wood. Then woodland birds will winkle their way along it and you can tick them. [10] And, of course ... food could well be a good idea. You can get all that stuff from "outlets". I'm sure there's lots of other things you could do ... .. and no doubt there will be other useless buildings I might need to help with. But for now ... music .....
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